Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m writing you to let you know something bad has happened to my new car…
Totally not my fault, again!
You see, I was fighting with my girl and I yelled, “Ok Carol, go to hell!”
And then I heard the car start outside and it drove off.
It thought I’d said, “Ok car.”
It’s all Carol’s parents’s fault. They gave her that stupid name!
Do you have any idea where hell is on Earth?
Because that is where the car is going.
Can you please send someone to find it?