My legs are too long.
I need new pants. There is some leg left over at the end of my pants. I look stupid. Janey said so too.
She knows fashion.
Also, my stupid legs stick out of the tent in the garden that I always read in. So, I get sunburned. Hurts like hell.
Also, I trip over my feet all the time! I swear, in one night they got twice as big!
Also, glasses break so easily. I wish I didn’t have to wear them. I broke mine because I tripped, obviously.
Stupid big elephant feet!