My legs are too long.

I need new pants. There is some leg left over at the end of my pants. I look stupid. Janey said so too.

She knows fashion.

Also, my stupid legs stick out of the tent in the garden that I always read in. So, I get sunburned. Hurts like hell.

Also, I trip over my feet all the time! I swear, in one night they got twice as big!

Stupid feet.

Also, glasses break so easily. I wish I didn’t have to wear them. I broke mine because I tripped, obviously.

Stupid big elephant feet!

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