Here is my initial report on my mission to Earth.
The transport beam worked well. I arrived in the place the humans call the Amazon. It is so big and beautiful, filled with so many colors.
There are many strange shaped objects, and many sources of food. I saw many wonders, sir, too many to describe.
So far, monkeys are my favorite. I have gathered some for you.
The Amazon contains much of the human knowledge, it seems.
It is collected in devices they call books. This warrants more exploration.
Best regards from the jungle of earth,