It’s me, your captain. Okay, you old decrepit…. I mean graceful and oh so amazing ship.
I am ever so sorry that I called you a moldy old rustbucket. You are beautiful and oh so pretty and so very powerful and strong.
I also shouldn’t have said that you are ready for the scrap heap when we return to earth.
You are a good ship. A brave ship. Any captain would be proud to serve on you.
Now will you please start your fucking engines and go back to earth?
With all due respect and shit,