100 word story – letter

Dear Miss Jackson,

I’m told I should feel sorry for calling you stupid. Daddy told me you can’t help it, being a stupid teacher at a school for superintelligent children.

You didn’t know that the sun rotates around the earth.

You also didn’t know that Martians exist and Pluto is a planet.

Geesh.

You also still have to teach us about Superman and the rest of the Marvel universe.

I want to know where the Hulk got its powers, dammit! I want them! Now!

After this letter, I will ask my daddy to fire you.

No regards at all,
Ricky

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