Dear Miss Jackson,
I’m told I should feel sorry for calling you stupid. Daddy told me you can’t help it, being a stupid teacher at a school for superintelligent children.
You didn’t know that the sun rotates around the earth.
You also didn’t know that Martians exist and Pluto is a planet.
You also still have to teach us about Superman and the rest of the Marvel universe.
I want to know where the Hulk got its powers, dammit! I want them! Now!
After this letter, I will ask my daddy to fire you.
No regards at all,