I’ve pissed the faeries off. Forgot the milk and cookies for one night and they stole my contacts and my keys and my sim card. Bastards. I need to go to university wearing my godawful glasses that were out of fashion the moment I bought them, two years ago.
I’m going to pack all my important things and leave before they steal something else. First going to feed the hamsters.
Oh godâ€¦ The hamsters.
I will be back.
Sorry for writing with lipstick.
The fuckers took my pen.
And the hamsters.