It isn’t easy to be a vampire. Let me rephrase that. It isn’t easy to be a vampire…. sometimes. I relish in the hunt. I live for the moment of capture and kill.
But then… How undignified it is to not be able to drink blood directly from the vein. Slobbering it up from the ground —mingled with dirt and goodness knows what else— is so undignified.
At moments like that, it truly sucks to be the only Maltese Vampire.